Randomness

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The Honest ‘Bachelor’ with David Spade

Here’s what The Bachelor would look like if it were a bit more honest.

textsfrombennett:

Bennett on Joseph Kony #stopkony

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Criminal Uses Yelp Reviews to Create Fake Alibi

A criminal tried to cover his tracks by making fake alibis on Yelp. But he forgot to delete some old reviews that might hurt his credibility.

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Steve Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s Very Different Reactions to the Same Picture

In case you forgot that Steve Martin is the best.

Via The Daily What.

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Announcer’s Chair Fail

This basketball announcer was so excited, his chair literally buckled under the pressure!

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Men in Black 3 Fail

The new vehicle in MIB3 looks very familiar.

staff:

We are honored to be the punchline of today’s xkcd!

Make sure to click through and read the alt tag. :)

vintageanchor:

“Do not whine… Do not complain. Work harder. Spend more time alone.”
—Joan Didion, Blue Nights

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Double Trampoline Fail

If at first you don’t succede, try, try again … and fail in a completely new way.